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14Sinner Island Manifold » by J. 888 H Three alien warriors recruit generic teenager, Suzie Superb, to be a space diplomat. She's not really into it. New: Book 7, Sick Lit! President Jackson recruits Suzie for a top secret mission that requires her to fake an illness, and then, her own death. But once she's gone, will she want to come back? There is also some sort of galactic music contest.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 70, words: 326k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, updated: 10/17/2015 published: 12/25/2011
28Ascalon » by elphaba731 In a retelling of Beauty and the Beast, spoiled princess Sabrina is exiled from her homeland and given board by a kindly dragon. When the dragon grows weaker by the day she sets off on a mission to save his life, but what she discovers changes everything.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 29k+, favs: 14, follows: 18, updated: 1/8/2015 published: 12/8/2011
88That's What She Said » by NerotheNinja Just random convos with friends, battles of wits with enemies, odd rants with teachers, and awkward moments in general. All true - it's my life, bro.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 15, words: 10k+, favs: 22, follows: 19, updated: 12/7/2013 published: 8/23/2012
15 The Horse Prince » by C Terrance I was spending my summer vacation in Virginia, working at Burger King, waiting to go back to my sophomore year in college. Then my car battery died...and I met a talking horse...and rode through a door in the sun. And nothing was quite the same after that. There's dangers, mud, pimples, and certain death, but one thing's for sure: it's better than flipping burgers.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 18, words: 106k+, favs: 8, follows: 8, updated: 5/29/2013 published: 9/19/2012
652 Or So the Story Goes » by Ranting Forever n Rambling On Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 48, words: 114k+, favs: 804, follows: 158, updated: 1/29/2013 published: 3/30/2006
64the granny who conquered the world by marceline the vampire queen three not-so-innocent children are facing a dreadful peril, and they haven't even had breakfast. with the help of a vegetarian vampire, an overweight siamese cat and unusually stylish arch-villain miranda goth, the mismatched group sets off to fetch back their grandmother and save the planet from her evil schemes. but will they make it in time?
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 114, favs: 16, follows: 11, updated: 1/12/2013 published: 9/7/2010
1Making It Harder to Breathe by Allichan93 He thought that he was on a throne of youth, that he was conquering the world. But the boredom began to suffocate him, and he couldn't escape from what was to come.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 860, favs: 1, 12/16/2012
1 She by BeautifulStream Who is She? Why does She come? Only one man knows, and his time is running out.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/16/2012
1 Courtyard in a Bad Neighborhood » by PotoPerson Felix is a blogger who has become wellknown for telling about the world's problems, but has lost hope in humanity in the process. He arrives at a poor urban courtyard and decides to tell its story. As we become immersed in the stories of the courtyard we begin to see that a want for hope is common here. Can a small tune of hope survive in a world of sorrow, pain, and broken dreams?
Fiction: Play, T, English, Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 11, words: 24k+, favs: 1, 12/11/2012
4 The Tale of the Sad Mango by Kazlan A bullied mango discovers that, no matter what others say, he is valuable.
Fiction: Kids, K, English, Family, words: 422, favs: 1, 12/9/2012
3 The Collective by RandiRose He made the mistake of agreeing to watch Star Trek with her...
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 355, favs: 4, 11/30/2012
5 Help! A Ninja Stole My Plot and Other Nano Related Mishaps » by The Moving Pen Come join Mary Riley as she battles the best (or worst, depending on your opinion) plot devices of NaNoWriMo – ninjas, zombies, random explosions, plot holes, plot bunnies and startling dream sequences. It's all here folks, for your reading pleasure.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, chapters: 9, words: 49k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 11/30/2012
3 Astro-A-Go-Go » by Michael Panush In a retro future, Violet Starr is a jet-setting Space Age superspy in a universal Cold War between the imperialist Terran Alliance and the alien Star Union. Along with her loyal crew of cyborgs and aliens, she'll experience ray gun action, psychedelic spy-fi and espionage on a galactic scale - all while trying to find some trace of humanity in a dark universe.
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 18k+, favs: 2, updated: 11/4/2012 published: 9/30/2012
3Bobby's Journal Journey » by Kalitali Bobby is on a deserted island. The only way he maintains his sanity is by writing in a journal. With diminishing food supplies, multi-coloured bugs and spotty sharks threatening his life, will Bobby ever survive and be rescued? Heartwarming and cracktastic, 'Bobby's Journal Journey' explores the strength of a child's imagination in providing a safe haven from real-life pressures.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 10/28/2012 published: 10/26/2012
1One Simple Toss » by Dark818 All he had to do was throw a paper plane. How hard is that! Apparently, very. In case you haven't figured it out yet (although, if you're reading this, you should have read the first two parts) , there's swearing, sexual references, all that jazz. Part Three of the Warne Trilogy.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/29/2012 published: 9/17/2012
3Peeing in Elevators and the Funner Things in Life » by CookiCrumble Terry Lawrence isn't an abnormal person, aside from his problems with 'FU'. He's average; works at McDonald's, lives in a small apartment, hates his neighbour. But that was before Midfield became empty. Now Terry has the whole town to himself, but what will he do with this newfound alone time?
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 9/14/2012 published: 7/25/2012
5 Friendzoned » by Dark818 One boy's tale of dealing with the most horrific of things: when you like someone, but they only like you as a friend. Gasp! The shock horror! How will he ever survive! As per usual, keep an eye out for swearing, sexual references, actually good comedy, etc. Part Two of the Warne Trilogy.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 13k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 9/12/2012 published: 5/25/2012
3 Shot by Cupid's Nerf dart » by Dark818 They're best friends, he loves her, she likes him, yada yada yada, blah blah blah. WARNING: If you don't know Nerf or Humans Vs. Zombies, proceed at your own risk. Also, there's quite a lot of swearing, sexual references, and other fun stuff. Part One of the Warne Trilogy. So, you know. Start here.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 9k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 4/12/2012 published: 4/9/2012
162The Unhappiness Factor » by lesseninglessons A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Suspense, chapters: 36, words: 115k+, favs: 94, follows: 30, updated: 6/23/2008 published: 10/8/2005
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