If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says but whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven.
If you're a Christian and don't care who knows, copy and paste this into your profile
Hello there! There's nothing much to say about me, I'm just a guy who loves dragons, video games and other geeky stuff who likes to write and draw and is here to share his many creative FanFiction ideas with the world!
(Wow...I must be a Fake friend because a lot of the stuff the Fake Friends do I do, but I do it out of politeness, not, like how I think, because I'm a fake friend):
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _' (yes)
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (some of them)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (no)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." (LOL)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. (All of them except Step by Step)
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (yes)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (I'm not sure what that is)
You remember reading "Goosebumps" (yes)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (once)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (NOT!)
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. (never watched VH1)
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (Some of those, yes)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.(no)
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. (Yes)
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (Unfortunately it doesn't end up that way...)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.(Yes, but I only had the NES and didn't REALLY get into video games until the N64)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (I wished I could)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (Nope, didn't watch Home Alone)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (Yes, among other shows on PBS)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (Oh yeah, I remember that, even though I didn't really buy into them myself)
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (those were fun!)
You remember eating Warheads. (Uhh...)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (Just Aladdin and Ninja Turtles)
You remember Ring Pops. (I think those are still around, if not then they were completely eaten just recently)
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (uhh...no)
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (kind of)
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (Yes)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (Kind of)
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (I never made any but I've known people who have and have read my fortune through them)
You played and/or collected "Pogs" (I may have played it once or twice but I never collected them)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (Yes, a Godzilla-based one)
Furbies (Yes, especially since people compared them to the Mowgai from two of my favorite films, the Gremlins films)
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever! (No, never watched Saved By The Bell)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. (Yes! i miss the days of Windows 95, everything was so much simpler)
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (I didn't watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but I did watch a lot of Rugrats and I still watch Power Rangers to this day)
Michael Jordan was a king. (Oh yeah! Especially when Space Jam came out. That movie actually inspired me to join my Elementary School's basketball team)
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! (Uhh...don't really remember what brand my school supplies were, except for Crayola)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (Like I said, I don't remember what brand my school supplies were)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.(LOL, yep I remember that, especially because one year my older sister got a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas)
You collected those Beanie Babies. (No, didn't collect Beanie Babies)
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie (Sorry, but I'm not a Mortal Kombat fan, but my cousin was and maybe he did find both the movies and games awesome)
Carebears (Vaguely aware of Carebears)
Gak was the coolest stuff invented. (Eww...no...I remember it but I thought it was nasty, it looked like snot and it smelled bad)
Lambchop's song never ended. (Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...Many a busride home was serenaded with this ridiculous song!)
The old dollar bills. (Yeah, but then again eventually all dollar bills become old)
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. (Sometimes)
You remember a time before the WB. (What do you mean by the WB? Do you mean Kids WB? I used to watch KidsWB all the time, but for some reason where I lived they stopped showing KidsWB in the year 2000)
You collected all the Troll dolls (I collected some of the Battle Trolls)
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. (Uhh...maybe)
If you even know what an original walkman is. (Uhh...kind of)
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. (I still wish I had an Orange Nickelodeon-style couch)
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (Sometimes, but I was more creeped out by a lot of the episodes of the Goosebumps tv shows)
You know the Macarena by heart. (No, sorry)
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said (No, even back then I thought that was such a pissy thing to say and do)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" (Again, like the "Talk to the Hand" gimick I thought it was a lame and pissy thing to say and do)
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (Shamefully, I was a collector of the cards in my youth, I also played the video games and watched the cartoon show and movies. I even managed to collect all 151 on my first Red game)
You remember Highlight's magazine. (Uhh...maybe?)
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (Hee hee hee, yes)
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (Also, yes)
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . (Yes, although I'm not sure what MIKE JONES is)
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .(Yes, my first main video game system was the N64)
Before Spongebob . . . (It's hard to remember but yes, I do remember a time)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (Umm...not sure what you mean by that?)
When light up sneakers were cool. (Yes I do)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (Yes I did)
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. (Yes I remember and I wish that gas was STILL $0.95 a gallon, would save ME a ton of money!)
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. (Still do a lot of the time)
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.(This time, no)
When gameboy was a brick. (And when it progressively became smaller bricks)
You did MASH to figure out your future (I don't even know what MASH is)
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket. (That I don't remember)
Way back. (Yes, you young wippersnapper!)
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. (Yes)
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! (*sniffs* Yes)
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.