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Disaster
Niccolò Moretti lives in a church, and feels like he's going to hell. Oneshot.Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Angst, words: 666, favs: 3, follows: 2, 3/25/2015
4 i spent my inspiration
the reason for my absence here (free/short)Poetry: General, K, English, words: 14, 1/28/2015
6Niccolò »
Hanna Yellowstone doesn't expect to find a golden-eyed third grader in her music room after the school's doors have been locked for the night, but here he is — waiting, watching her every move, wary as a cornered wolf. But what worries her is the fact that eight-year-old boys shouldn't have golden eyes, and they shouldn't be this scared of piano teachers...Fiction: Mystery, K+, English, Family & Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 10/29/2014 published: 10/18/2014
146 Five Quarts of Formaldehyde and a Sonata in C »
"One day, the pianist said hello to the undertaker." Set in the early 1900's, in an average American city. Just a short little tale, with even shorter chapters, about the lonely embalmer and the girl with eyes like midnight and hair like starlight — whose lives can't help but be that short too.Fiction: Historical, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 40, words: 20k+, favs: 17, follows: 14, updated: 9/21/2014 published: 5/24/2014
5My Sneeze: A Haiku
My teacher told us to brainstorm haiku ideas for a few minutes and, coincidentally, my mouth decided that it was the perfect time to let loose a wet squeal like a dying pig.Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 18, 7/6/2014
5 Why I Can't Stand Family Outings
They tend to turn into squabbles about things like whether or not we should bring three packs of Doritos or six.Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Drama & Humor, words: 10, 7/4/2014
4 I Took a Selfie With a Ghost
It was just a dare, okay? [drabble]Fiction: General, K+, English, Mystery, words: 502, 7/3/2014
3for the sake of you
a blameless man let other men force nails through his hands [free/short]Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 35, 6/28/2014
1 i chased my shadow this afternoon
i hate it when you go on a two-mile jog in 85-degree weather and then find philosophical undertones in your afterthoughts [short/free — gods i hate exercising]Poetry: Life, K, English, Angst, words: 71, 5/30/2014
5 Why I Hate Summer Break
I am not a housemaid.Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 22, 5/25/2014
1 In Fearful Eyes
The elf meets the dragon. [Oneshot]Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 1k+, 5/21/2014
4 In Which My Language Teacher
told us to write 5-6 lines of dialogue and I came up with this. Moral of the story: never give Sky a prompt like that, and never give Avi a smoothie recipe. Like, ever. [crack-ish drabble]Fiction: Humor, K, English, Drama & Humor, words: 167, 5/21/2014
9 The Roadside Crosses »
She's got nothing left now, and she's pretty sure she's going to die soon. A short tale about the Oregon Trail and Marcus and Narcissa Whitman, written in four journal entries. [I did this for an eighth grade history assignment. There was a word limit. 'Nough said.]Fiction: Western, K+, English, Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 761, favs: 1, 5/17/2014
2 i found a fracture in your bedroom door yesterday
a man leaves his family only to see the face of death. [freeverse, not my best work. :/]Poetry: Life, K+, English, Tragedy & Family, words: 172, 5/17/2014
2 death and such
unless i'm raptured, i'm going to die. [free/short]Poetry: Life, K, English, Tragedy, words: 26, favs: 1, 5/12/2014
4 avi
no one would care if a homeless boy died. [freeverse]Poetry: Life, K+, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 333, favs: 1, 4/25/2014
2 Another Week's Glorious End
Do you ever just... [A/N: I wish this wasn't autobiographical.]Fiction: General, K, English, words: 246, 4/25/2014
4 You Can't See the Stars From Here
Just the sky of our little prison. Good night, my dear Stargazer. [bonus scene from my novel. oneshot]Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/30/2014