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I'm Married To A Famous Movie Star! Jack Weston is a mentally ill man who claims that he married to the famous movie star, Lily Roberts. Tired of people making fun of him, Jack decides to go to the Cannes Film Festival to prove that he is actually married to Lily Roberts. It all ends in disaster!
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/5
The Millennium Bug Set in a futuristic version of the 90's, Bartholomew, the narcissistic school bully, wants to take over the whole city and destroy technology so that people will pay more attention to him. He meets a student who creates The Millennium Bug to mess up the school's technology. But the Bug is getting bigger and it is up to a group of rebels to find a hacker to destroy it.
Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 5k+, follows: 1, 3/5
1 What If You Tried To Live Your Life Like An Action Movie? Dustin is a 15 year old nerd who loves comics, video games and movies. But he is also not very nice and his bad behaviour gets him kicked out of his favourite game centre. Angry at this, Dustin wants revenge. So he takes inspiration from an action movie where the hero kills all the bad guys and saves the day. Dustin attempts to copy this. Will he succeed?
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 1/9
2 My Husband Is In Love With A Movie Star Desmond is a man who hates his wife, his kids, his job and his life. His only way of escaping is fantasizing about his celebrity crush, actress Sylvia Diamond. When Sylvia's new movie comes out, Desmond wants to see it, but has to go to work. So he pretends to be sick and secretly goes to see the movie. Will he get away with the perfect crime?
Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, 12/28/2019
Celebrity Crushes And What Do They Mean Three stories about people and their celebrity crushes; Mildred, a make up artist who has to work with hunky action star, Chip Devereaux. Gerry, a comedian who is secretly obsessed with rock star Lucy Reinhart. And Rose, an overweight woman with a dangerous obsession on DJ, Rock Morrison.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/18/2019
My Neighbor Is A Demon Killer! Annette always knew that her neighbor, Nadia was a little strange. Until she finds out that actually kills demons for a living. Annette wants to join the demon killing business. She and Nadia fight a variety of monsters in the most gory, effed up and pornographic ways imaginable.
Fiction: General, M, English, Horror & Humor, words: 5k+, 9/28/2018
You're Not Going To Go See That Film! Three 13 year old boys want to go see the goriest movie of all time; "Death School 1996!" But the film is rated R, and they can't go and see it! That's not fair! Will the boys get a chance to see the movie?
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 9/18/2018
The Seven Deadly Sins Make A Movie Envy is jealous that all these movie stars are getting the glory. So she wants to make a movie get all the glory herself. With the help of Greed producing the movie and a three time Oscar winning screenwriter, her plan might work!
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor, words: 2k+, 2/3/2018
Death School '96! In the year 1996, students have to take part in a gory fighting tournament to win a part in the hottest new martial arts TV series. The fighters take on each other in the most graphic, goriest, yet hilarious ways possible. This will probably be the most effed up story you will ever read, GUARANTEED!
Fiction: Horror, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 6k+, 8/2/2017
When the Werewolves Go Streaking Marcie the werewolf and her other werewolf friends go streaking into the human town. Unfortunately, they get arrested and Marcie calls her friend, Beatrice the Vampire to bail her out. She refuses due to the low rent money, so Marcie and her friends have to spend 2 days in a police station cell, in the nude. Will they cope?
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 2k+, 6/14/2017
Living With The Seven Deadly Sins What if the Seven Deadly Sins were people? And what if you had to share a house with all of them. That's what happens to Beatrice and Marcie. Can they put up with the Seven Deadly Sins? Pray for them.
Fiction: Fantasy, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 3k+, 6/7/2017
1 Dinner With the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Beatrice the Vampire and Marcie the Werewolf have friends coming over for dinner tonight. Their old friends, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. They have a nice dinner and share witty stories. It is the best night EVER! Or is it?
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, 5/25/2017
Fredric's Desire Fredric the Vampire is a handsome ladies' man and all round swinger. After watching a sexy Burlesque dancer named Melissa Good Thighs, he develops a crush on her. He wants to ask her out. But could he kept the fact that he is a vampire a secret from her?
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/19/2017
The Skinny Dipping Contest It is the Summer's Annual Skinny Dipping Contest! A contest where contestants have to strip and bare all in front of a massive audience. The contestants, both male and female are judged by size, looks and sex appeal.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, 9/9/2015
Undead Party In a forest outside the town of Skollob, there is a party being held in a cabin. Unfortunately, one of the guests has drunk a dangerous chemical mistaking it for booze. The chemical has turned the guest into a zombie and she starts infecting everyone. The remaining survivors have to take out the zombies in the most crazy, offensive and pornographic ways possible.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 5k+, 5/3/2014
The Pegg Family A family of pirates, lead by the mighty Peg-finger, go from ship to ship robbing selfish rich snobs whilst avoiding enemy pirates. Join in the crazy fun as they encounter the Skinny Dipping Contest, a gay pirate who wants to be a woman and a bunch of other pirates with pegs replacing body parts. Some I can't describe here!
Fiction: Action, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 4k+, 2/4/2014
Knockout! Fighters from around the world travel to L.A. to take part in the craziest fighting tournament "KNOCKOUT!" Fighters for this year include a transvestite, a chef, a sexy biker chick, a rock chick, a handsome painter, an socially awkward inventor, a self loving body builder with over sized muscles and an angry Irishman.
Fiction: Action, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 5k+, 1/7/2014
Olivia Hertz: German Transvestite This is the story of a Transvestite who had trouble fitting into society in the beginning, but later became a big name in fashion and martial arts.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 11/25/2013
Kat Wilder: Aussie Bad Girl VS Kira Puoro: Maori Sweetheart Kat Wilder is a sexy Aussie biker chick who has been voted "Sexiest Woman Of The World" 4 times in a row. But when she loses the 5th time to Moari rock chick Kira Puoro, she won't stand for it.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, 11/12/2013
Going Through Hell Crystal is an angel who is bored working in Heaven. So she asks a demoness called Ursula to take her to Earth to teach her how to be bad. Meanwhile, two bad teenage boys called Henry and Adam, who are stuck in Hell, get a letter from someone anonymous telling them if they want to escape, they must steal the scepter of Satan.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 7k+, 11/5/2013
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