Sunrise: Hey Everyone! It's-
Midnight: -Midnight and-
Sunrise: Sunrise! And we're just your average teenagers!
Midnight: The next part is about us, so if you don't want to read about us, fuck it...
Sunrise: Um, Midnight means just skip to the next part.
ABOUT US:
Name: Midnight
Gender: Male
Age: Same age as Sunrise...
Birthday: August 10th (also Serbia's Birthday)
Likes: Gorey Stuff, Metal, Rock, Writing, Horror, Mystery, Cold weather,
Occupation: Surise's friend, stalker of slender man, fan of Stephen King, the son Russia never had, owner of a crowbar, pipe, sword, AR gun and many other weapons.
Stuff About Me: I'm white, but i can kick your ass!
I love arguing with Sunrise
I am American, Russian, Scottish and some other things i don't really care about...
i will stalk people for money sometimes,
i hate pop music!
And i also hate Twilight and Harry Potter, but will watch some HP movies just for Sunrise!
I'm a proud perv and sadist..
i will drink vodka and beer if you give me some.
I like listening to music from the 80's and sometimes the music Sunrise listens to.
If people make fun of me i cuss like Romano (sometimes worst)
i will write some fanfics too.
And i LOVE to tease Sunrise...
Name: Sunrise
Gender: Female, but most people can never tell, unless i say something...
Age: Younger than 18 Older than 10
Occupation: works in child care,(doesn't get paid) history nerd, ( a nerd of a lot of things) a bit of a sadist, yaoi fangirl, good cook, being weird (cause i'm cool like that)
Birthday: July 20th (independence of Colombia)
Stuff About Me: i am a African American/Colombian/French/Native American/Indian geeky, anime-obessed, video game lover, fanfiction writer who is somewhat happy go lucky most of the time...
I enjoy:
reading and writing fanfiction,
football,
baseball,
soccer,
video games
listening to music
reading people's reviews
history
making people laugh and etc..
Random stuff about me:
I sometimes says maple instead of cussing.
I am NOT a light hearted person (and can read a whole bunch of gory stuff whenever i have time)
I have a very strong stomach... To the point that if someone threw up or shitted in front of me while i was eating, i would NOT be affected...
I'm sorta a closet perv and closet sadist when it comes to things.. I won't bring out that side in public unless there is a really good smut...
I can make friends very easily, but most of the time, can't find anyone who writes/reads fanfiction :(
i love rock, punk, metal, emo, weird, old, electronic and etc.. music.
To me helping is a hobby.
i get strange cravings for lemons, tomatoes, vodka sauce, (yes there is a such sauce) fruit and honey..
I love YOU! YEAH YOU! Who's reading mi profile! YOUR AWESOME!
I lOVE anime, star wars, Manga, Fanfiction, Indian Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Hetalia, Death Note, Ninjago, Batman, Young Justice, Old DISNEY, Doujins, Random stuff on Tumblr, Youtube, Deviant Art and a whole lot of other stuff.
Sunrise: So I guess that's all of us... Unless someone else so happens to want to share this account with us...
Midnight: Are you trying to attract creepy pedos? T_T
Sunrise: Um, i guess not... Maybe fangirls 'n' fanboys, but not creepy pedos.
Midnight: *facepalm*
Our Favorite Animes/Games/TV Shows/Mangas/Movies and etc..
Hetalia Series (Anime) (We haven't checked out the Manga yet)
Vassalord
Onii-chan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne
Pirates Of The Caribbean (all movies)
Avatar The Last Airbender
The Legend of Korra
Starwars (all movies)
Motto Midara ni Shitsukemashou
Haru wo Daiteita
Death Note
Inuyasha
Bleach
Indiana Jones (all movies)
Avengers
Hakui no Shihaisha
CUT
Gokujou no Koibito
Hanairo Virgin Soil
Yokubou no Shizuku
Naruto
Young Justice
Batman The Brave and The Bold
Our Favorite Sayings, Quotes, Comments, and etc... (We didn't edit all of them, so the ones that have bad grammar are made be the authors/authoresses)
1. I'm guessing this is what being an author is like: staying up until all hours of the morning to finish a chapter so your fans won't come knocking on your door and pestering you with annoying emails to make you get it done faster. :) I wouldn't trade being an author on FanFiction for the world, though. - AlarataraWitchIce (Author on FanFiction)
2. Zack saw Reese's intetions and took his hand off the reciever. " Hey Mom how has you progress with you singing going." He asked. This sent his Mom off in a long and spirited monologe. -Camp Betwixta One Shots
3. "Have you had enough", Cody asked sexily. "Yes", Reese said he was near tears the pain was so intense. "Well guess what..." Cody said nicely. "What" Reese asked nevously.
"I haven't" -Camp Betwixta One Shots (Chapter Three)
4. Even though he was trying to hide it, Dash could tell he was nervous. He turned Danny around to look him in the eyes. "Danny, you know who you are, and so do they. They're the ones who should be scared of you," he said. He grabbed the box from Kwan and handed it to Danny. "Go show them that they can't fuck with you. Show them that you are better off without them." - I Am Better Off Without Them (Danny Phantom Fanfic)
5. "Love has no boundaries"
Love DOES have boundaries
I live behind one of them
Because I'm in love…
… With my own brother.
Still no boundaries? - Convicted by a Brotherly Sin (Hetalia Fanfic)
6. Shuttering his thoughts, Obi-Wan made his way over to Anakin. Anakin glanced at him and then back into the living room.
"There's a green troll on the couch."
Obi-Wan's heart nearly gave out at Anakin's deadpan.
"That's not a troll!" he hissed quietly. "That's Grandmaster Yoda."
At Anakin's blank look, Obi-Wan continued. "He is over 800 years old, and has a permanent place on the Jedi High Council. Most consider him the unofficial Head of the Jedi Order. Master Yoda is the oldest living Jedi, incredibly wise, and is one of the strongest Force wielders in the galaxy."
"Doesn't look it," whispered Anakin.
"Hear you, I can. Not for decoration, these ears are."
They both jumped and looked over at Yoda, who stared on at them in amusement. -Sun Kissed (Starwars fanfic)
7. Obi-freckles were cute. - Sun Kissed (starwars fanfic)
8. "So a psychologist is taught to be a crazy ass, douche bag?" -Alfred, talking to Ludwig about his brother (Ludwig's) London Calling (Hetalia fanfic)
9. "Impossible!" Link cried out, shaking. "I killed you!"
The dark figure gave another hearty, frightening laugh.
"This can't be real. You…Ganondorf! You are dead!" - A visitor in the night (Legend of Zelda fanfic)
10. He was thinking over the letter, that the girl had sent- but to it he put new words, his own words.
Thinking of you where ever you are
You're so close and Yet so far
We pray for our sorrows to end
I wait for the day that forever you will be happy
And hope that our hearts will blend
And wait for our hearts to mend.
Now I will step forward to realize this wish
Now I know truly what it is I wish.
And who knows:
Starting a new journey might now be so hard
Maybe it would have never worked.
Or maybe it's already begun
Or in the end it might have been okay
there are many worlds
there are many thoughts
but they share the same sky
but they are all for you.
One sky one destiny.
One heart One feeling
Riku - In the end it was really Yaoi (Kingdom Hearts Fanfic)
11. "Well...this is all...um, nice..." Link said. "But what the hell do I do now?"
"We shall escort you to the Master Sword. You shall pull it, and once again, you shall be the blade's wielder," said Nabooru.
"What about after that? Do I get to kick Bambi's ass?"
"You have one more trial left to face before that happens," said Rauru.
"And that would be...?"
"You must face your dark self," Nabooru stated.
"What the fuck does THAT mean?" Link snorted.
Saria's features darkened.
"You must thwart Dark Link... He is your dark self. And he's an asshole."
"There's a Dark Link?"
"Yes, and not only is he an asshole...he's...he's...a virgin..." whispered Saria. Everyone in the room gasped.
"O-oh my goddesses..." Link gasped. He puked all over the floor.
"A virgin... THAT'S JUST SICK!" spat Komali.
Saria's eyes were filled with tears.
"I know...I...didn't think I'd survive all that time I was captured... I mean...w-with there being a virgin on the loose an' all..." She began to cry. Komali hugged her.
"I-it'll be alright..." he cooed.
"We must hurry to the Master Sword! Link, you must draw it and put an end to this virgin menace and his mistress!" declared Makar. - The Legend of Zelda: Hidden Fire (A Legend Of Zelda fanfic (psss. We f*ck*ng know already!))
12. "How can you be so calm about this? You're pretty much telling me that for the last four and a half years, you have been plotting with my daughter to get into my pants!" -KireNaruto
"humpf. Damn bastard Uchihas and they're persuasive ways. You people could persuade countries to go to war!"
"I know, which is why we work with weaponry (2)" -KireNaruto-
13. //I'm so proud! Soon you'll be disrespecting your elders and rebelling against authority! Burning government officials in effigy! Playing deafening heavy metal music! Watching 'The Osbournes!' Committing petty acts of thievery! Joining a gang! Starting a gang! Beating up senior citizens! Going over to the convalescent hospital and kicking shins! Shaking down girl scouts for their cookie money! It'll be great!// - Bakura to Ryou (Story - Do What You Have To Do)
14. - "Um, excuse me King of Thieves, who said excuse me to that old lady last night? Who keeps saying ‘right-o’ ‘arse’ and ‘blimey’. You stupid Brit!" - Marik (Story - Summer Time Magic)
15. Goodbye, hateful world. Take your lemons, you can go make your own damn lemonade! -Um, i forgot where that came from...
16. At this exact moment, the heavens decide to be assholes. -Romerica and Juliet (Hetalia fanfic)
17. France is the country of love, Spain is the country of passion, Italy is the country of romance, and England is the country of eroticism. -In Heat, a Hetalia Fanfic...
18. Besides, messing with the country just sounded really fun. - From America, with love (a Hetalia axis powers fanfic)
19. It had felt so good… Finally getting free of the sled and his crutches. Finally walking on his own two feet. Finally being an equal part of the team instead of depending on the others for help all the time. Independence…it was something he valued over everything else. It was his lifeblood, his essence, something he'd fought for, bled for… something he'd sacrificed everything to have. Including the relationship with his older brother. When his leg was broken, that independence was gone. He couldn't walk without the others constantly checking on him, and god forbid the snow be thick enough to make his crutches useless. He couldn't fight, couldn't help carry his own baggage, couldn't even get dressed in the morning without Matthew or Ivan helping. - Invasion (a Hetalia fanfic)
20. Now, what else could he gripe about? To be honest, he was actually running out of ideas, which just wouldn't do. There had to be at least fifty things that were wrong with his life at that very moment – he just had to think a bit harder, that was all. If Russia were here, well, that'd definitely be an excellent cause for additional moping, but he wasn't that desperate for reasons to complain… - From America, with love (a Hetalia axis powers fanfic)
21. …And of course here came Russia, walking leisurely in his direction with his scarf tails flapping enigmatically in the wind. That man seemed to have an impeccable sense of timing. How the hell did he do it? Was he psychic as well as able to teleport? That was so unfair. Alfred was supposed to be the one with ESP and epic things like that. They made one seem incredibly heroic, so obviously he was the one more deserving of such abilities. And why did Russia get to look cool with all the scarf-flapping? That was so unfair too. Alfred didn't have anything to flap. Gone were the times when the average dude could go cantering around in the middle of the street waving an American flag. These days, they'd have you arrested for creating a disturbance and jaywalking in no time flat, and, if you just so happened to be naked at the same time, public indecency. Alfred wished he could display some scarf-flapping too, but then it would just look like he was copying Russia, and that was definitely a no-go. - From America, with love
22. if she kills you with that batshit crazy meat cleaver of hers, well, at least it'll give the rest of the world a reason to have a party. You're so stupid." -From America, with love (a hetalia axis powers fanfic)
23. "Ah." France signaled for a be-wigged and be-velveted footman to pour more wine into America's glass. America figured he'd better try to drink it, just to be nice. France watched him take a gulp of the wine, his gaze still looking pretty darned focused on America's mouth. "But what shall I receive in return?" - Unwritten Rules
"Oh! Well." America thought about what his boss and Mr. Adams had told him. "My- my alliance and trade? And you'll get another chance to punch England. I know how you like that."- Unwritten Rules
"Hmm! England being the natural enemy of France, after all." France smiled and slid his arm across America's chair back. America could feel it, nearly touching his shoulders but not quite. "And I love friendship! But you have so much to learn, America. You are like a babe cast among the wolves." - Unwritten Rules (a Hetalia Axis Powers Fanfic)
24. "GOODBYE!" Alfred yelled as he ran downstairs and out of the house, not even bother to have Ashley escort him out, he didn't have time for that maid's ninja like bullshit. - A Rock and a Hard Place (A hetalia axis powers fanfic)
25. "ALRIGHT NOTHING TO SEE HEAR PEOPLE. MOVE ALONG WITH YOUR UNAWESOME LIVES!" -A Rock and a Hard Place (A Hetalia Axis Powers Fanfic)
26. all parents are exactly the same. Show them respect, butter them up, show interest in everything they say, and show that you aren't afraid. Also, make them believe that they look younger than they actually are. It works on all parents, even men." - A Rock and a Hard Place (a hetalia axis powers fanfic)
27. Ashley stopped cleaning and looked at them. "Do you two even understand how awful of an idea this is? There are so many holes and plot twists waiting to happen just from the mention of such an idiotic idea, not to mention the kind of things that are waiting to happen if you agree to go through with this." - Big Business Ruins Lives (a hetalia axis powers fanfic)
It was creepy, how Ashley could practically predict the future, but Alfred tried not to think about that. Sure, he knew this plan was awful. It was cliché and something you would see from one of those cheesy movie dramas, but they had no other choice. Alfred had no reason to doubt Gilbert's fear that his parents wouldn't accept him and Alfred and to be honest he didn't want to know what they would do. He just wanted to make things easier for Gilbert. After all the German had been there for him in his time of need, how could he not do the same in return? - Big Business Ruins Lives
28. Guess there was no rush. Unless Germany came home early. Then there might have to be a bit of a rush...eh,naw, screw it. Germany and Italy were always up to something like this when Prussia was home, so why couldn't he-
29. Then South Korea started thinking about what was below the belt.He remembered that Japan and China told him that Westerners had much bigger "packages." -Call of Duty Special: Express Your Love
30. "Germany should know what I'm doing... He reads about it all the time... Hmm... Did you like that?" -That's Amore! (a hetalia axis powers fanfic)
31. "I can't believe I let my own brother take my virginity. Where the hell did my morals go...?" -Germany (story: Laundry Day, a Hetalia Axis Powers fanfic)
32. "Hallo Ludwig" Feli stood tall, and seemed to be holding something. Ludwig had to squint to see what it was. Was that... A whip? Ludwig's eyes widened, and he could feel he panic rise up in him again.
He pulled and struggled against the restraints, a small ball of horror forming in the middle of his chest. And yet... He couldn't help, but feel kind of... Turned on? No, he shook his head hard, not sure wat he had been thinking. He struggled more, still not quite able to sit up all the way.
Feliciano walked slowly over to the bed, circling it, his high heels making a dull clicking sound as he did. He stood at the end of the bed, his weight on one side, looking at Ludwig from behind. Feli held the whip in one hand, the loose end in the other, and he licked up the side, sending chills down Ludwig's spine. Wait, why chills? Ludwig shook again.
33. "And that does not excuse you from trying to do the McNasty with England IN MY BED!" The two blonds stared at France some more. Then, slowly, Canada formulated a counter attack. "Daddy doesn't have a vagina, so he couldn't have been able to give birth to me or America. And we know you don't have one, since you run around naked so often." "And we can ask Japan and Korea if China has one or not," America added, crossing his arms. - America and Canada (Story: Of the Birds and the Bees, a hetalia
34. Really it was pretty bad when he started to fantasize about Professor Snape surrounded by a bed of lettuce with a side of bread sticks. - Ron thinking to himself (story: Something Wicked, a harry potter fanfic)
35. 'Gyahahaha! Meow you bitch!'
'N-ngh? aaa...'
'MEOW!' *slap!*
'Me-meow?'
'Louder!' *slap!*
'Meow! Ah!'
'I said, LOUDER!' *slap!*
'N-NYAH!'
'Ahahaha! Kitty wanna milk dontcha?'
'Huh?'
'Cats don't talk' *slap*
'M-m-myaw'
'Good...Now good kitties get milk' -Arthur dirty talking/kitty foreplay with Ludwig (story: YAOI life of Ludwig)
36. They are men! And men don't go talking about their feelings while huddled up on the couch with hot cocoas and bunny slippers and biscotti. They are supposed to roll around on the mud with beers and cigarettes and pain-causing-utensils while talking about their fucking sex life.
At least... that's what Gilbert taught him. -Ludwig thinking to himself (Story: YAOI life of Ludwig)
37. "I'm going to murder you, you sick bastard! You're going to be wearing concrete shoes at the bottom of a river for touching my brother, do you understand, you dirty cock-nazi?!"
Italia turned to regard his brother with a mild expression. "Eh, fratello?"
"What?!"
With a crack Italia's fist connected with Romano's face. The older twin's head snapped back before he dropped to the ground in an unconscious heap. Italia looked down on him.
"Don't threaten my man again. Ever."
Deutschland stared, taken aback by everything that just took place. He managed to splutter out some incoherent fragments before finally settling on:
"Why did you never do anything like that in the war?!"
"Ve? Those other countries were scary though. Romano's not scary at all, he's just my brother. And a dumbass…"
Deutschland had a very different opinion of just how 'scary' his friend's easily angered brother could be sometimes. However, he wasn't going to argue.
"I think I should get a head start on cleaning this mess."
"Okay, Germania. Just make sure you get a blanket for Romano when you lock him outside. I don't want him to catch a cold in the night." -Romano, Italy and Germany (story: Let Love Come to You)
38. "Wow. I'm starting to think Italians are the best at everything."
"Our culinary prowess is unmatched," Lovino agreed. He narrowed his eyes. "No matter what the French bastard tells you."
Alfred laughed. -Angry Library Aid (a Hetalia Axis Powers Fanfic)
39. "Thanks, you've been very helpful," he said. Toris smiled back at him.
"Thank you," he said, putting the books in his already stuffed bag. "Have a nice day." And then he left. Polite motherfucker. -Angry Library Aid (A Hetalia Axis Powers Fanfic)
40. "I'm just trying to teach the stupid American that hamburgers are not food. It's a mission of mercy. Charcoal tie or olive?"
"Ve" Feliciano considered. "Olive, but not the solid one." he got up and went to dig through his brother's tie rack. "He really eats them all the time? I thought he just did that to make England mad." -Educating America (A Hetalia Axis Powers fanfic)
41. His irritation was forgotten completely as the two at the table looked up to greet them, and froze, eyes wide in shock. Two sets of jaws went slack. Realizing what they were staring at and why, he crossed his arms, gloating victoriously. That's right little brother, mine is way better-looking than yours. Suck on that, potato-bastard. (Not that America was his, exactly, but it was the principle of the thing.) -Educating America (A Hetalia Axis Powers fanfic)
42. That's because England's a country of masochists, Germany thought privately. Wasn't their food alone proof of that? -Educating America
43. "...Did England drop you on your head when you were a baby? 'Cause that would explain so much."
"A few times, yeah." the taller nation admitted easily."Something like that wouldn't hurt a hero, though!"
Romano just dropped his face in his palm and groaned. That brow-bastard had a lot to answer for.- Educating America
44. "I'm a man with a testosterone imbalance. No regrets, baby." -Prussia talking to Germany (story: Turn Me On)
45. "I hate it when I need a damn machete to cut it all down when I'm going down on a girl." -Prussia talking to Germany, again.. (story: Turn Me On)
46. France x USA to Pen Name Is Invalid. Hope you like it. Song was Timmy wears Prada by O.S.T. I actually had really fun writing these two. They are such a Hollywood couple, aren't they? And France has always been a Gucci person in my head (isn't Gucci owned by a French company nowadays? I'm not good with brands...). Btw I'm not doing the request in order. I just go with flow (woo weaving hands pasta-style in the air) -Fire and Fear (Author on Fanfiction)
47. Clearly, fucking her stepsister did wonders for her self-esteem. -Ella (Story: Boys in the Girls Room, an ella enchanted fanfic)
48. On the other hand, Plow Me Elmo did sell pretty well back in 2005. -fan fiction friday, (story: elmo in lessons learned on sesame street...)
49. Hi HappyGoLuckyKid,
You have just joined the world's largest community of artists and art appreciators. We're glad to have you! Before you get started, please verify your email so that we know you're a real human: - verifying my email address for Deviant Art...
50. "Ve." The younger Italian sighed, shaking his head. "America," he said, taking the other's wrist and leading him onto the dance floor, "you're kind of an idiot." -Italy talking to America. (Story: Educating America)
51. "Merde, how did the two greatest lovers in the world end up with such boneheads? Such a waste." (France talking about Feliciano and Lovino (the two greatest lovers) and Germany and America ( the boneheads) (Story: Educating America)
52. Feliciano burst into tears, flinging himself at the now-scarlet Germany, who hugged him back, looking both traumatized and happy. (story: Educating America)
53. "So… what's my name?"
"M…Matt."
Matt smirked, and rewarded him with a loving kiss on the head. "Good. And, remember, if you ever forget again, I'm going to jump you and fuck you hard." -Matthew/Canada and Alfred/America (Story: Canada Owns You)
54. "I'm going to fuck you like an animal." -Canada 'talking' to America (story: Hard Love Pet)
55. "Bastards, Evil Nazis, Ass Fucks, Fuckers, Shit Ass Fucker ZOMBIES!" Alfred yelled. -America/Alfred insulting bad guys! (Story: The Red Splattered Banner) (note: i said Oooohhh when i read that)
56. "Shhhhhh..." Russia hushed, snuggling the man. "No more beating yourself up, that is my job." -Russia talking to America, who is now crying (Story: The Red Splattered Banner) (Note: HA!)
57. "WHAT THE FUCK!? CREATURES? ME SUBMISSIVE? L you son of a bitch…" -Light yelling at L (Story: Blood and Chocolate, a Death Note fanfic)
58. Had he done something wrong? Was this another cultural thing, like 'don't hug England's Queen' or 'don't hogtie India's sacred cows' or 'don't climb in through Japan's windows if he doesn't answer the door'? -America thinking to himself (Story: Educating America)
59. "I've learned more from you in two days than I have from England in decades. Not that I listen to him much anyway," -America talking to Romano (Story: Educating America)
60. "but it was kind of...nice...in a way, to just...talk to someone without the conversation degenerating into an argument or a one-sided monologue of cuteness or a string of apologies and whining." -Romano talking to himself about not having to talk to Feliciano and Antonio (Story: Educating America, a hetalia axis powers fanfic)
61. "Alright." The German answered, leaving the couch to follow the American out the door. "It's a nice missile." He commented, examining the fuselage. "Where'd you find it?" "I dug it up somewhere." The other answered idly. "Hey, we should totally bury this in Artie's yard!" "That's an idea." Germany responded, his own tail wagging slightly as he helped guide the missile out of the doorway. "Or better yet, we can bury it in his flowerbed." "Oooh, his prized dahlias? Great idea! He's gonna flip." -America and Germany trying to make England/Arthur mad (Story: Educating America)
62. "Ugh, don't remind me." Romano responded, dropping the bags where Feliciano indicated. "That Germania asshole sure got around."
"So did Grandpa Rome." Feliciano grinned and winked at his brother, who snorted, but didn't disagree.. -Romano and Feliciano talking about Germania and Grandpa Rome (Story: Educating America)
63. "Mm." Romano acquiesced, slipping out of his seat and heading for the door. He opened it, and was surprised to see Germany leaning against the doorframe, arms wrapped around his stomach, looking green and ill. "What the hell happened to you, bastard?"
"C-c-" Germany tried to respond, and cut off with a groan, ears plastered flat against his skull.
"Oi! Feli! Something's wrong with your mutt!" The Italian called over his shoulder. "Not that I care," he added disinterestedly, as his brother exited the kitchen, wiping his hands on his apron and looking concerned. "I just don't want him ruining the entryway."
"Ve, Ludwig? Ludwig!" The younger exclaimed upon seeing his German's sorry state. "What happened?"
"He..." Germany panted, and swallowed thickly. "He pulled his cooking on us."
Feliciano gasped, horrified, and Romano couldn't help wincing at the thought, for all that he wasn't too fond of Germany. "My poor baby!" Feliciano cried, throwing his arms around Germany's neck in a comforting hug. He pulled back after a second to fuss over the blond, checking to make sure there wasn't too much damage done. "Come on, Ludwig. Come into the kitchen and we'll get you something to wash the taste out of your mouth."
Germany whimpered, groaning, "Mein gott, the taste is everywhere . It's, it's," He shuddered, "I'll taste it in my nightmares." - Germany, Romano and Feliciano talking to each other (Story: Educating America)
64. "That food of yours should be banned under international treaty." -Romano insulting Arthur's horrible food (Story: Educating America)
65. In America's experience, nothing said 'don't mess with my brother' like staring down the muzzle of a 9.3 caliber double-barrel rifle. -America thinking to himself (Educating America)
66. The intensity of his embarrassment had shorted out the lines. -Romano thinking about how embarrass he is.. (Story: Educating America)
67. "Former dragon of the west?" Iceland asked, raising an eye. "I thought you were known as the girly-nation who tried his best to stay out of battles and ended up having to go through a century of humiliation?" -Iceland talking to China (Story: Seme vs Uke)
68. France smirked. "Of course you will be the hero. For our club, the SCTFFDIR, stands for: Semes coming together for full domination in relationships. For those of you who don't know what a seme is... It's basically (beep)-(beep)... And the UCTFBRIR stands for Ukes coming together for better rights in relationships. A uke is a (beep)-(beep)..." -France explaining what Seme and Uke means to America, Sweden, Greece, Denmark, Russia, Hong Kong, Germany, Spain, Poland and Hungary...
69. Now, Arthur was no prude. By any means, he was a kinky bastard if there ever was one. - Author Narorating about Arthur, the 'kiny bastardo' (Story: Nothing Like A Man In A Dress
70. "Nng, n-now...now, now, b-boys, we can all sh-share daddy's cock, can't we, hm?" -Arthur talking to Matthew and Alfred, in a daddy-foreplay-kink-thingy (Story: All the Small Things)
71. "Fuckin' creepy kink you got there, 'daddy'," Alfred muttered to himself, yawning and snuggling up against Arthur's side. "Pedo."
"Yeah, Artie," Matthew murmured, eyes slipping shut from exhaustion. "We're your brothers, not your kids..."
Arthur frowned, an annoyed look coming onto his features. "Oh sod off, both of you and go to sleep. I can like what I want. Brats. Also, wait, what about fucking Matthew and-" his words were met with a pillow smacking him in the face as they both rolled out of bed, simultaneous mutters of 'asshole'. -Arthur, Matthew and Alfred... (Story: All the Small Things)
72. "We're going to be training your ass." (Story: Redefined)
73. What was it about him and his brother that made them fall for big blond idiots? Romano was right, Grandpa Rome must have dropped them on their heads. -North Italy thinking about what Romano said (Educating America)
74. And I see there's new Romerica stories out there- it's like Christmas, without the creepy old man coming down the chimney! Or even having to be good! - (I totally forgot what author said this)
75. "That's true. And I can always call brother if I get lonely!" Feliciano said, and clapped his hands excitedly as something occurred to him. "And, if brother does get married, then everytime the G-8 meets it'll be like a family reunion!"
Germany stopped dead in his tracks at the thought, his brain working rapidly. If South Italy and America...and his brother was seeing Canada...and England and France had practically raised the two, so that would mean... "Himmelherrgott." He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose under the force of his sudden headache. "I'm going to need a lot more beer." -Germany and Italy
76. "Dude, this is America. Stores are open twenty-four-seven." -America talking to Romano (Educating America)
77. Warnings (this thing needs them): SM, yaoi, language, bondage, perverted old Europeans, etc…. -Something on Tumblr)
78. You are my Dominant, and I am happily your submissive...most of the time. -Alfred talking to Arthur (Notes: I secretly punish myself by reading UsUk/UkUs and i snickered at the part where Alfred said "most of the time.")
79. Whether you like pussy or dick, we're always B.F.F.W.A.S.O.B.A.T's. Best Friends Forever With A Side Of Burgers And Tomatoes!" Alfred exclaimed. -Alfred talking to Lovino (Story: I'm Gay)
80. Sweden raised a hand. "T'no 'nd I'd like t'join 'n on th' children th'ng. Se'l'nd needs s'm s'blings."
"Go Lovi! Make Boss proud!" -Spain cheering on South Italy, who is currently fucking America. (
"Belt up Spain!"
81. "You'd think being someone who is invisible to the world you'd be more willing to accept the existence of something you haven't seen." -Ivan talking to Lovino while Alfred is listening (Story: Motel 6, a hetalia fanfic)
82. "I, I am pretty damn cute." -Romano agreeing with America (Note: I'm serious y'all) (Story: Educating America)
83. "And England's Threepio. -Educating America
84. "Take it from someone who has trained several asses." -Ivan, (One of Unshadowed Heart's fanfics that i forgot the name of, it's a Hetalia Axis Powers fanfic)
85. "…He's a flaming ray of rainbow sunshine, ain't he?" Gilbert snorted, hiding his smirk behind a coffee mug.
86. "I mean…you sleep in the same bed as Sunshine – who is totally naked – and don't do a thing."
87. One, Francis knows you're legal now and will try to get in your Lederhosen. (i forgot the name of the fanfic) *slams head on table*
88. "Pour me some of that shit." -America talking to France (dang it! I keep forgetting the names of fanfics!)
89. Glob, it was so exciting. Another world, making out with an unfamiliar vampire dude... -Finn, (-some adventure time fanfic that i forgot the name of)
90. Marluxia followed him, backing Xemnas into a wall. "Fuck." Xemnas breathed, trying to slip away to the side.
"Exactly what I had in mind." Marluxia whispered, pinning his Superior to the wall. "Turn around."
91. there was nothing else heard than the rubbing of flesh against flesh and the quick and erratic breath of two people jerking each other off.
92. Because Mansex liked leather and liked to see Saix in it that's why!
93. a yaoi jam is like a traffic jam, only with yaoi pairings in a fangirls head.
Its when you have more than one of your favourite gay pairings with hot anime guys in your head. And that causes that you can't concentrate on just one imagine of two bishies making out, not to mention you can't concentrate on math exercises or anything like that. So a yaoi jam makes you sit around in school blushing and grinning with your yaoi rapeface and drooling or nosebleeding while your teacher talks about worldwar 2. That can be problematic. The solution: DON'T read/watch so much yaoi mangas, fanarts and fanfics.
yaoi jam can also be used as a secret code to tell your friend you are in trouble:
fangirl 1: hey hey I have YJ
fangril 2: oh fuck. I feel your pain...by the way... which pairings?
fangirl1: Jin/Ragna, Jason/Nigel, Ciel/Sebastian
fangirl2: *drool nosebleed rapeface*
fangirl1: -_-'' -Something from that Urban Dictionary thingy
94. EVERYONE KNOWS it stands for Young Academics On Ice!! Gawd. (at least, that's what you tell your parents... muahahaha...)
Mom & Dad: What're you watchin?
You: Yaoi.
Mom & Dad: ...What's that?
You: Uhm... Young Academics On Ice...?
Mom & Dad: Oh, okay! Have fun, then ]
95. "Prepare for Trouble!"
"And make it Double!"
"To protect the world from devastation," the woman spoke.
"To unite all peoples within our nation," the man spoke.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!" the woman declared with a flick of her hair.
"James!" the male declared as he held a rose.
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth! That's right!" exclaimed a small white cat Pokémon.
96. This boy was clearly subconsciously a pervert and a hardcore masochist. -Hook talking about Peter Pan
97. "It's his 'proper' way of conveying he thinks you're hot and wants to get in his pants." -Alex in Wonderland
98. But there must be balance. For great good, there must be a great evil. For without evil, who is to say what is good?
-Amadeus Caterpillar -Alex in Wonderland
99. "The big ass ugly dragon from the book?" - Devin/Alice talking about the Jabberwocky (Story: Alex in Wonderland)
100. "Take me to the damn hospital wing before you fuck the shit out of me." -Jericko Jabberwocky talking to Alex Caterpillar (story: Alex in Wonderland)
101. "All I caused were seven major wars and killed millions of people." -Jericko Jabberwocky talking to AU March Hare (Story: Teaparty)
102. "He's a cocky son of a bitch, but we all love him anyway. (forgot the name)
103: CeriseDeadGirl 10/28/13 . chapter 11
...goddamn it. Tara, why you be so naive and create such an illetrate monstrosity such as this? I'm thirteen, and I can write better than this! And my terribly dyslexic friend and her Year 4 little brother.
Sincerely,
Losing Faith in Humanity One Person at a Time. -A review on My Immortal, dubbed as world's worst Fanfic in the world..
104. I'm not insane, i'm just crazy! -Me/Sunrise talking to my computer while reading Manga...
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah
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Sunrise: Something Random I found on Fanfiction
Your Weakness:
Um, nothing except laziness. Does that count?
Your Fears:
Death and my family walking in on me while i'm watching Yaoi, Yuri and etc...
Your Perfect Pizza:
Large cheese pizza, with a side of Yaoi
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Become a successful author and to be somewhat known on the internet/world for it
First Thoughts Waking Up:
Must p.m. Estella Tweak (who is mi p.m. friend on Fanfiction) and 'I wonder what Midnight's doing?'
Your Best Physical Feature:
Um, i don't know... My hands?? I mean, i use them to write fanfiction, so...
Your Bedtime:
When i go to sleep. Because anyone can 'go to bed' but few can 'go to sleep'
McDonald's or Burger King:
Neither, i like cooking my own food... (Yep, i'm a teenage who likes cooking their own food)
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate!
Do you Smoke:
Never have never will...
Will you Smoke:
Didn't you read the question before this one... *facepalm*
Do you Swear:
At myself and at my computer...
Do you Sing:
When I'm alone.. Or when i want to annoy someone... (brother or sisters)
Do you Shower Daily:
I shower when i want too!
Do you behave yourself:
Sometimes... *looks around to see if anyone is watching*
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Nope!
Are you a Health Freak:
Wait...What is a Health Freak...? *looks it up* Ohhhhhhhhh! Um, no i'm not...
Do you get along with your Parents:
Um...Sometimes... I haven't seen mi dad in two years, i talk to him on the phone, ya know...But its kinda like on and off with mi mom, because i live with her...
Do you like Thunderstorms:
HELL YEAH!!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
No...I don't go to Malls... (Unless i'm forced)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
No, I can't stand sea food.. (BTW: I had a pet fish once, so...)
What country would you most like to Visit:
Germany...! But i would LOVE to live in Japan or South Korea
Favorite Music:
Rock, Punk, Metal, Trance Techno, anything that is not Pop, Rap or R & B...
What do your feet smell like?
Um, my dad's feet... I got the smelly feet-ness from him...
What does your hair smell like?
Citrus fruit... But when i don't wash it, um... It smells the same...?
Can you clap with your feet?
Of course!
Have you seen purple cows?
I knew they were real! Um, i haven't, but i would love to!
If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?
The same! Because i'm already crazy, ya know!
When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?
Um, evil bastardo!
Are you Awesome?
HECK SPUKING YEAH!!!!!!!!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.
Sunrise: Something random i found on Fanfiction
Who is that girl
"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up"
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else i'm locked up All day long. When i'm awake i'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charile's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because u r effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!
REPOST THIS CAUSE no kid should have to go through this ever!
Sunrise: How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash!
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (Yes!)
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (Sometimes...!)
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (Um, five months ago, i think????)
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (Um, maybe! *looks around to see if anyone is spying*)
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. (Don't have BF.. Don't want one either)
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities. (Um, no...politics are not my thing)
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (nope... Okay! Only once!)
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. (No... people just don't know what i'm doing... I tell them i'm on Wikipedia, researching something for school or on games like WoW)
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (Nope, it was fanfiction!)
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (Um, i've been watching those type of movies on youtube for the longest! And i'm not even close to eighteen years of age! I actually am not even fifteen years old yet!)
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. (No... i don't masturbate, so...)
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. (Don't have a BF, don't want one)
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Um, i don't have a son, i'm in between the ages of 12 and 15, and i'm NOT getting married and not having kids!)
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page. (I'm reading this and nodding to somethings!)
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...
The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Pikachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who cries at the drop of a hat. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany,suckishLEMONADE, QuelCal, heartofstone15, Shar're from Abydos, xXxMusicIsMyDrugxXx, Ella Lea, Bela Rose Wolf, FallingDown98, NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL, MortisBane, Sam-Chan and Jason-Kun (in this case, only Sam-Chan) , Midnight and Sunrise (I guess only Sunrise, because Midnight's a guy),
Sunrise: You're obsessed with Hetalia when
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps (Yep!)
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) (SIIIIIIII!)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. (I don't, but... I guess it's 'bout time to get one!)
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. (I don't have a receptionist desk, so...)
8. World War II starts sounding romantic. (It always was!)
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Romano" beside it. (Romerica forever y'all!)
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. (I actually do America's laugh with a mix of the 'i know something you don't laugh'.)
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. (Sorry, i have to say serious when i speak, but i do mistype it sometimes)
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. (I was already one before i watched the show!)
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. (Nope! I shout "Vodka!")
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. (When i'm on Youtube, cuz sadly i haven't met any in real life) :(
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "Romerica" and "SpUk" means. (You mean Romerica and SpUk) (i'mma edit that UsUk stuff to what i want)
16. You end every sentence with "aru". (Sometimes)
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. (In my mind)
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I LOVE PRUSSIA!)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. (Pfffft! I can't lie so, yeah it's true)
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. (Wow, this is actually true!)
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. (Yep!)
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. (Heck yes!)
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time. (only four times, but i'll try to listen even more)
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (If my mom would let me go to Europe)
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia
If you love Uncyclopedia copy and paste this on your profile!
If Justin Bieber and One Direction jumped off a cliff and died 95% of teens would cry, if you are one of the 5% of
teens that would celebrate because they died copy and paste this on your profile :P
About 85% of teens are ghetto, and need our help. Donate to the "Help A Ghetto Teen, Today" foundation (this is
a joke unless someone actually makes a foundation about ghetto teens)
I can't remember how much i have had, I drunk a 12 pack with my dad. That's my son the drunken manly stud, i'm
proud to be his bud! Here have some pretzels, no I'll call it quits those things give me the shlits (WTH) Drink with your
family! Drink with your friends! Drink till you're fat, stomach-distends. Beer it's liquid bread it's good for you, we like to
drink till we spew. Ew! Who cares if we get fat (your mom :) I'll drink to that! As we sing once more. What is the maulted
liquor! What gets you drunker quicker! What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER! oh, can't get enough of it! How i really
love it! Makes me think my a man! BEER! If you love "The Beer Song" Than copy and paste on your profile.
(Sunrise) Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1. Prussia! (Because He's Awesome!)
2. America ( I live in you America! That sounded creepy)
3. Denmark
4. Spain
5. South Italy/Romano
6. South Korea
7. Germany
8. Russia (kolkolkol)
9. France
10. Japan
11. Canada
12. North Italy
1. Have you ever read a ten/one fic
Yes i have .
2. Do you think twelve is hot? How hot?
Very hot! Especially when he's seme!
3. What would happen if seven got five pregnant?
Um, They would have the cutest babies!
4. Do you recall any good fics about four?
Yes, He was in a Threesome with Prussia and France. BTT forever!
5. Would eight and seven make a good couple?
Heck yeah! (i'm sugar high right now)
6. three/ten or three/twelve?
Denmark/Japan or Denmark/North Italy Um, Denmark/Japan because Denmark doesn't mind cross-dressing as a * e7e
7. What would happen if two discovered one and four in a secret relationship?
America discover Prussia and Spain? Um, he would tape it and give the video to Japan and Hungary.
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a six/three fic.
South Korea and Denmark eh?
Denmark always wondered what kind of weapon South Korea used. China had his wok, Japan had his katana and Hong Kong had his fireworks. But what was South Korea's weapon, Denmark the ex viking was going to get to the bottom of this mystery!
It sucks, but i tried.
9. Is there a such thing as a eleven/five romantic fluff story?
Canada/South Italy? Yes! But it's the other way around, i mean, South Italy is topping Canada :3
10. Suggest a title for a twelve/seven Hurt/Comfort fic.
phffff that's to easy!
"Am I stupid Doitsu?"
11. What kinda plot would you use for a nine/four fic?
France x Spain um... Broken hearted, Spain goes to France to seek comfort and falls in love in the process.
12. Does any of your friend list read seven het? What about eight slash?
Nope, none of my friends read het or slash and if they did i wouldn't know.
13. If you wrote a song fic about number one, what song would you choose?
Um, What song would i choose for Prussia? Hmm, i would choose "You're going to go far kid" By "The Offspring"
14. If you wrote a five/two/nine fic, what would the warning be?
South Italy x America x France, Holey Moley Tomatoes!
R18 Bad use of tomatoes and wine seme South Italy, uke America and a rape face France.
15. What pick up line would six use on eight?
South Korea's pick up line on Russia?! This might suck, but i'll try.
"You are very beautiful Russia, so you must have been made in South Korea"
16. Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for four/two.
Spain x America, Challenge Accepted!
Earlier That Day:
"America!" A voice called. America turned in the direction of the voice, but couldn't see anyone. It was only when he felt something tug on his jacket, did look down and notice Sealand.
"America! Are you okay?" The boy asked.
"Yeah! Of course i'm okay! Why wouldn't I be?" America asked the other, having a little confusion as to why Sealand was concern.
"Because, i heard you and the jerk upstairs! You were screaming out 'No', then five minutes later i heard a small moaning sound, like you were in pain or something! Then you starting screaming out the jerk's name while making that awful moaning noise again. After that, the jerk said something about coming.." Peter explained to America, a feeling of pride swelling up in him, knowing that America wouldn't think he was lying or call him a nosy kid.
"Sealand, please don't tell anyone what you just told me. Please..." The other asked. To Sealand, America seemed pretty nervous at the fact of anyone knowing. So Sealand just assumed that the other didn't want anyone to know that he got beat up the jerk, so Sealand, who in no way liked the jerk, wouldn't say a thing.
"Okay America! I won't tell anyone! You can count on me!" Sealand said. Those words took away much of America's uneasiness.
"Thanks a whole bunch Sealand!" America told the other, afterwards, flashing one of his famous smiles, then walking off. Now, he could only hope he didn't hear anything Sealand just heard...
Present:
"Ahh- Sto-.." America said as he shudder.
"This is a lovely scene, isn't it America?" Spain said to the other, a bright obvious smile on his face. That smile was fake... It was a mask, if any interruption occurred.
"Ahh...! Hah! Uhh- please s-stop this." America pleaded. He was shaking and shuddering with fear, how did Spain find out...? He knew Sealand wouldn't tell, but at the same time, he was naive
17. What would happen if One walked in on Nine and Three having sex?
Prussia walk in on France and Denmark having sex?!
Um, France would invite him to join them and Prussia would accept the offer.
18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted eleven to deflower twelve?
Canada deflowering North Italy, eh?
I would have Canada as bad boy Canada and North Italy as the one who falls for him.
Corny, i know but its kinda awesome writing seme bad boy Canada.
19. Does anyone on your Friends List read One slash?
I seriously don't know.
20. Does anyone on your Friends List read Five het?
Nope, not that i know of.
21. Does anyone on your Friends List write or draw Seven?
Look at 20's answer.
22. Would you write Nine/Six/Two
Of course! I love crack pairings!
23. What might five scream at a great moment of passion?
Um, South Italy might scream "You all are bastards!" And then walk away.
24. When was the last time you read a fic about eleven?
A fic about Canada, i think yesterday.
25. What is twelve's super-secret kink?
Um, North Italy's super-secret kink? It's either pasta or that he's Rome's grandson.
26. Would four shag eight? Drunk or Sober?
Spain shag Russia? He would have to be very drunk or friends with Stephen King.
27. If Ten and Nine get together, who tops?
France, of course!
28. Four and Three are in a happy relationship until Three suddenly runs off with One. Four, broken hearted
has a one-night stand with Five and a brief unhappy affair with Eleven, then follows the wise advise of Six and
finds true love with Two. "What title would you give this fic?
Spain and Denmark are in a happy relationship until Denmark suddenly runs off with Prussia (PruDen, yay). Spain,
broken hearted has a one-night stand with South Italy (?) and a brief unhappy affair with Canada, (O.o) then
follows the wise advise of South Korea (O.o?) and finds true love with America???
First of all what the heck!?
And I would name it "Another one of those weird things"
29. How would you feel if One/Three was canon?
Prussia x Denmark? I would feel awesome, because that's my favorite crack pairing!
More Questions!
30. What would Eight and Twelve be like in a relationship?
Russia and North Italy? Hmmm, It depends on if North Italy is seme or uke. But if he's seme then it would be hot.
31. If Five and Ten were to have an affair, who would top?
South Italy and Japan? Japan would, That rizado nino (kinky boy)
32. Eight and Seven: crack or canon?
Russia x Germany!? Crack!
33. Is Six slash or het better?
South Korea slash is so much better than het!
34. Have you ever read a fanfiction about One and Ten?
Si, i have.
Random and not very important stuff here:
Sam-Chan: ITS SATURDAY! The 21st OF September, 2013!
Sam-Chan You guys remember question 14? I think i might actually make that into a fic! Why??? Because i love crack pairings!
Jason-Kun: Now that Sam-Chan is done answering those questions, i will go ahead and answer some questions myself...
(Jason-Kun) Name your twelve favorite Hetalia Characters in any order: (Notes: Oh crap, i'm actually going to do this)
1. Germany
2. Russia
3. England
4. Finland
5. France (Don't ask)
6. South Italy
7. China
8. Estonia
9. Switzerland
10. Mexico
11. Japan
12. Sweden
1. Have you ever read a 3/12 fanfic?
Yes i have, it had England being Seme...
2. Do you think five is hot? How hot?
O.O Who the fuck are you? And why would you think that...?
3. What would happen if seven got nine pregnant?
Um, don't do drugs please...
4. Do you recall any good fics about Ten?
Once... I was reading one with Lizzie-Kun... It had Yaoi, but it also had a cool donkey...
5. Would four and three make a good couple?
Yes... (Don't question my logic...) Yes they would...
6. one/ten or one/twelve?
Germany/Mexico or Germany/Sweden..? Um...Lizzie-Kun! I need help! (Sam-Chan: whatever is farther from canon...) Um, i guess Germany/Mexico...?
7. What would happen if eleven discovered six and eight in a secret relationship?
Japan discovering South Italy and Estonia in a secret relationship? Um, please get ready for the newest Doujin of the week...South Italy/Estonia!
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a nine/two fic.
Switzerland/Russia?! Okay...
Switzerland knew it was wrong, but he couldn't help himself... Looking at his violet eyes, pale skin and light (almost white) blonde hair...Switzerland couldn't help, but feel drawn to the man... What he didn't know was, that the man secretly wanted him also..
Um, That was not my best work, but i'm trying...
9. Is there a such thing as a eleven/four romantic fluff story?
Japan/Finland..? Sam-Chan will probably make one in the future, so my answer is: Not Yet...
10. Suggest a title for a five/three Hurt/Comfort fic.
A FrUk Hurt/Comfort fic...? *smirks* I would name it: You Were Already Too Old For Him Anyway...
11. What kinda plot would you use for a nine/one fic?
Switzerland/Germany? Um, one where The BTT get Switzerland and Germany drunk and they end fucking... I know it's a cliché, but its also funny when you write about what happens the morning after...
12. Does any of your friend list read seven het? What about six slash?
Um, Sam-Chan isn't on my friends list, because she's like a sister... So, no and no...
13. If you wrote a song fic about number two, what song would you choose?
Russia... Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day...
14. If you wrote a three/twelve/four fic, what would the warning be?
England/Sweden/Finland... Seme England, Language, Cockrings, bondage (chains, ropes, or both) vibrators, whips, BDSM, the whole plate full and uke Sweden...
15. What pick up line would one use on five?
Germany use on France..? Um, he would use:
France...would you teach me how to kiss? Germany would blush and France would make everything dirty...
16. Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for three/one.
England/Germany, you say... *licks lips* Coming right up...
"Come on poppet." "It'll be fun." England said as he walked over to Germany... No! Of all places Arthur, why would you want to have sex in the World Meeting Room?! Because it's something i've always wanted to try. England answered... With a smirk, England held Germany from behind and whispered in his ear... I also know that you want it to.. England licked the shell of the German's ear, earning himself a loud moan from the other... So love, what do you say? Germany quickly nodded his head, his face blushing crimson as he was laid down on the table... England licked his lips, this was going to be fun.
Sad that there's no smut? I'm sorry but i'm only suppose to write a drabble-fic, not a 1,000 word smut...
17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Eleven and Two having sex?
China walk in on Japan and Russia... He'd blushed and said "Russia's uke aru?!" and "I apologize for intruding aru.."
18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted eight to deflower five?
Estonia deflower France... -.-) Estonia would have some sort of drink/drug that makes him a Horny Seme and it goes M rated from there...
19. Does anyone on your Friends List read Ten slash?
No...
20. Does anyone on your Friends List read Six het?
Nope...
21. Does anyone on your Friends List write or draw Twelve?
I'm getting tired of these Friends List's questions... -.-
22. Would you write Four/Seven/Six
Finland/China/South Italy? No...
23. What might Nine scream at a great moment of passion?
Switzerland? "I will shoot you where you stand!" (i think he'd said that)
24. When was the last time you read a fic about six?
About two minutes ago...
25. What is ten's super-secret kink?
Mexico's guitar playing... Works every time...
26. Would three shag one? Drunk or Sober?
Definitely Drunk... Germany would also have to be drunk in order for England to fuck him...
27. If Nine and Four get together, who tops?
Switzerland and Finland? Finland... (At least he would in my fanfics)
28. Twelve and Four are in a happy relationship until Four suddenly runs off with Ten. Twelve, broken hearted has a one-night stand with Six and a brief unhappy affair with Eight, then follows the wise advise of Two and finds true love with Three. "What title would you give this fic?
Wait! Sweden and Finland are in a happy relationship until Finland runs off with Mexico (Finland's probably tired of being uke.) Sweden, broken hearted has a one-night stand with South Italy (WTF!) and a brief unhappy affair with Estonia, (that makes sense) then follows the wise advise of Russia (Hell Yeah!) and finds true love with England.. (Where the Brit tops Sweden and they have hot, kinky, perverted, sex)
Um, I would call it "In The End, Everyone Was Probably Drunk Off Their Asses..."
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S: You talk to yourself a lot.
S: You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
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S: You already know who your first book is going to be dedicated to.
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automatically reply "A novelist!"
S: You get sidetrack easily, and often break off mid-conversation to talk about something else, but can sit and
read/write for hours on end, no matter how much chaos is happening around you.
Sam-Chan: Hola everyone! It's Sam-Chan and i have some very important news for you guys!
Jason-Kun: Sam-Chan and I are starting a Super Smash Bros. request fic, so that you guys can request pairing(s) through reviews or PMs.
Sam-Chan: All pairings are excepted, yuri/yaoi/some straight/slash/gen/maybe het/BDSM/fluff you ask for and we will write it!
Jason-Kun: You can ask for weird pairings like Solid Snake/Jigglypuff or Mario x Samus, and we will write it.
Sam-Chan: If you want it written in a certain way you must tell us or we will just write it in any way. I would write as a smut and Jason would write it with
angst, horror and (or) torcher...
Jason-Kun: The characters can be from any Super Smash Brothers games in the series, Like Brawl or Melee.
Sam-Chan: And for everyone who doesn't really know/like SSB Series, Jason and i are also going to make one for Hetalia, South Park, Bakugan, maybe
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J: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
S: I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
J: and S: I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
J: I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
S: and J: I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
S: and J: I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
J: I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
S: I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
S: I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
S: and J: I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
J: I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
S: I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
S: I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
J: I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
S: I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
S: I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
J: and S: I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
J: I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
J: I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
S: and J: I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
S: I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
S: I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
S: I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
J: and S: I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
S: and J: I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
S: and J: I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
S: I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm HOME-SCHOOLED, so I MUST be a loser and have no friends.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
S: I LIKE LISTENING TO TRANCE-TECHNO MUSIC, so I MUST be a NERD
J: I'm WHITE and i have black friends, so I MUST think i'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
S: I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
J: and S: I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
S: I TALK TO MYSELF, so I MUST be MENTALLY UNWELL.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore.
S: and J: I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
J: I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a CREEPY SADISTIC BASTARD.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
S: and J: I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be STUPID, FAT AND IN DEBT TO AN ASIAN PERSON.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
S: I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
J: I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be SERIOUS and STUDIOUS
J: I'm BI, so I MUST think every person i see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay and a whore.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
S: I have lots of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and i'm a guy, so I MUST be EMO.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
J: I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST drink and smoke too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
J: and S: I don't like being in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
J: and S: I have a different sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
J: and S: I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
S: and J: I HATE POP and RAP MUSIC, so I MUST have NO FRIENDS, NO LIFE and DRESS WEIRD.
S: My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
S: I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST controlling and a bitch.
J: I'm COOL and CALM, so I MUST be a PSYCHO on the inside
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my private parts.
S: I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
S: & J: I am a FANGIRL/FANBOY, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
S: and J: I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
S: and J: I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed- arrogant.
S: and J: I WATCH HENTAI SOMETIMES, so I MUST be weird and perverted.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
S: and J: I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm obsessed with things like WORLD OF WARCRAFT and GAIA, so I MUST have no life.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on WELFARE.
S: I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and i want to castrate every man on the planet.
S: and J: I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
J: I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST HATE ALL AMERICANS.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT WHEN I GO OUTSIDE, so I MUST be stupid.
S: and J: I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
J: and S: I live in the 2000's I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST love POP, RAP, ACTING GHETTO and BEING STUPID.
J: I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present and future.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a MURDERER.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
J: and S: I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
S: and J: I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, cricket, and have bad teeth.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that i see.
S: I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
J: & S: I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
S: I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
S: I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
J: & S: I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
S: and J: I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
J: I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
J: & S: I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm GAY, so I'm after EVER straight guy around.
S: I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
S: I love REN FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band. so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
J: I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
J: I DON'T LIKE to talk about my PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.
S: I LIKE FIRE, so I MUST be an ARSONIST.
S: & J: I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a loser.
J: & S: I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
S: I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a drug addict.
S: & J: I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST love acting like a girl.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
S: I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
J: & S: I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.
J: & S: I'm SMART, so I MUST be a glasses-wearing, straight-A's freak.
I love RENT, so I MUST be a freak.
J: & S: I'm HAPPY WITH MY LIFE, so I MUST be high on drugs or mentally unwell.
S: & J: I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm claustrophobic, I MUST be anti-social.
S: & J: I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be trying to destroy the planet.
I am a MIX OF RELIGIONS, so I MUST be SPAWN OF SATAN.
S: & J: I STAND UP FOR PEOPLE, so I MUST be STUPID.
S: & J: I write FANFICTIONS, so I MUST have no life of my own to screw with!
STEREOTYPES FREAKING SUCK!