I started fictionpress a few months ago. I have only written one story so far, but don't worry, I am going to eventually write more!!
Don't you hate racism??
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.
Name: Something too awesome for you to know.
Age: Somewhere between you don't need to know and just plain stalkerish.
Likes: My crazy/ creepy friends, reading, eating, writing playing around, eating, doing ridiculous stuff, eating, Pewdiepie, doing generous things, eating, generous people (I said eating too much already didn't I)
Dislikes: Mushrooms, olives, not eating, not having a book to read, people who are over-dramatic, and stuff like that.
Hobbies: Making up games, writing chapters for stories, reading, talking alot
Sports: I like basketball the best; everything else falls underneath.
Books: A Tale Dark and Grimm series, The Name of this Book is Secret, and other mysterious and suspense-filled stories. I also like romance stories, but just a little less than mystery books. I also love reading about the supernatural :-)
Youtube: I like to watch vine videos, gifs, and people play horror games like Pewds :3
My motto is:
Good, Better, Best
Never let it rest
Til' your good is better
And your better is best
*So, whacha guys interested in? Mention in the reviews so I can write my stories accordingly :-l)*