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14RaisingDad »
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 41, words: 20k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 23h published: 12/13/2024
3As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine III »
My father: "I don't ask for perfection. Just a little less imperfection."Fiction: Biography, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 11k+, updated: 10/13/2024 published: 9/3/2023
6As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine, Too »
There's nothing friendlier than a wet dog.Fiction: Biography, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 46k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 8/21/2023 published: 8/10/2019
14Emails To My Brother III »
You can avoid growing up, but you can't help getting old.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 964, updated: 12/30/2021 published: 1/5/2021
20RaisingDad VI »
What did JayZ call his wife before he married her? Feyoncé.Fiction: Biography, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/20/2021 published: 3/26/2018
49Emails To My Brother II »
Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Okay, I'll give it to your brother." Me: "I've changed my mind."Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 50, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 12/23/2020 published: 5/18/2019
5My Dad In The War »
Sign in a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 26, words: 15k+, favs: 2, updated: 9/13/2020 published: 3/30/2014
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Meanwhile, my doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Parody, chapters: 50, words: 32k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 7/1/2019 published: 7/7/2015
21 Emails To My Brother I »
I'm not saying my brother is ugly, but he once went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 11k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 5/18/2019 published: 1/21/2018
27 RaisingDad V »
Some drink at the Fountain of Knowledge. Others just gargle.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 50, words: 20k+, updated: 3/18/2018 published: 4/4/2015
3 RaisingDad IV »
Change is inevitable. Except from vending machines.Fiction: Kids, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 41k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 6/28/2016 published: 3/16/2015
44 RaisingDad III »
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 43k+, favs: 3, follows: 6, updated: 6/8/2016 published: 9/21/2015
6My Dad: Written for the AARP Bulletin »
Sign on a Maternity Room's door: "Push. Push. Push."Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 11/27/2015 published: 4/15/2014
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Sign in a vet's office: "Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 43k+, favs: 11, follows: 7, updated: 4/24/2015 published: 1/18/2014
5 RaisingDad II »
Sign at a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 50, words: 35k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 3/4/2015 published: 9/30/2014
2 Call Me Mac
Sign at a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/7/2014