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Hey fellow FictionPresseers

I'm kate. I live some random place in Australia, and go to a school with some random name. I'm some random age, that's between 10 and 16. All you really need to know is that I LOVE writing!! I spend any free moment I can grab writing ( yes, I am aware i need to get a life). At those rare times I am not writing or reading, I am eating, sleeping, schooling, home working, hanging out with friends or playing playing stupidly simple, yet addictive games (cough flappy bird cough).

Fabourite books/series- The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins.

The Mortal Instruments, Cassandra Clare.

Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan.

Divergent Veronica Roth.

Harry Potter, J.K Rowling (If you didn't know that, I pity you.)

The Fault In Our Stars, John Green.

Maximum Ride, James Patterson

Graceling, Kristin Cashore.

honestly, the list goes on and on, but you probably have better things to do that sit here listening to my favourite books so... Moving on.

Nicknames- Princess Kathrakenso the 27th, Kathrak, Kathy, Katie, Kathleen, Kyle, Kevin, Keet, Mögen... And some that are slightly inappropriate :)



Some Ignis news :)

i was bored, so I rewrote the start of the story (yeah, that's was most people do when they're bored...) I also corrected the horrible grammar :) instead of replacing the chapters slowly, I just did it in one massive go. It took a lot of hardcore copying and pasting from pages to fictionpress to pull it off XD so there are some new chapters, but the story is still up to the same point because I just added a lot at the start... If that makes any sense what-so-ever :)

things I HATE-

Stepping or worse, SITTING, on gum at school. It's just eeeewwwwww

people who spit excessively when they talk ( although... I do this sometimes. Braces should die in a hole.)

when you're sitting on you're bed, and you try to throw something into the bin, but it doesn't go in so you have to actually get up and put it in! :O

When your teacher gives you was to much homework... But doesn't everyone hate that?

People who pick on other kids at school, and when you tell them to shut up, they look at you and say " what, you mean you like ( love ) that loser?" Grrrrrr.

People using the word youse. Whenever someone does this I have a habit of grinding my the together.

6 Truths of Life:

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling because you know you fell for it...

5. You are going to post this on your profile for some other unfortunate sucker to read it.

6. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face .


Pick the ones that apply to you... Mine are in bold

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (...)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be messed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black (all racist people, go die in a hole cuz the world doesn't want ya.)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. ( shopping stresses me out )

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm a TEEN WRITER, so I MUST be an Emo.

I'm AUSSIE, so I must ride a kangaroo to school and wrestle crocs in my spare time

(This used to really annoy me, but now I just find it funny. Other countries interpretations of Australia are hilarious! My friend has a friend from America and her sister (yes, this is one of those friend of a friends sisters cousins dad's story) who is sixteen asked "but because you're on the bottom of the world when it rains, doesn't the water go into space?" LOL honestly, what are they teaching kids these days? (I just sounded eighty))

I'm in the HIGH ACHIEVERS CLASS AT SCHOOL, so I must be a nerd.

I REALLY HATE SOME OF THE POPULAR PEOPLE, so I must be a loser. ( some of them are such (censored))

I SPEND MOST OF MY LIFE IN THE LIBRARY, so I must have no life. ( I have to say, this stereotype is understandable...the library is my life.)


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on...

Hey, a thought: who else loves the FictionPress moto thing? Its so poetic and kinda inspirational. Just let the words floooowwww. Cool.

metricrainbowzebra, you rock. Thanks for reviewing all my stories :D and your username is awesome, and German is a good language for yelling. :)

Ivy Wallflower, you are fabbydoo :D thanks for being my agony aunt, for reviewing and pretty much just talking to me :) I bow down before ya. You are awesome at making people feel better, and you are totally ZONKLMOO.

*wink* byeeeeeee

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