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11Favorite Form: First Meetings »
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade but what do you do when it picks you up and flings you into the farthest reaches of space? In the case of Dimitri you wish for tequila because this would all be easier if he was drunk. Are those tentacles? We're gonna need 2 bottles. Rated M for Swearing,Violence,Adult language,& Sexual Themes/SituationsFiction: Sci-Fi, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 29k+, favs: 12, follows: 28, updated: 1/22/2018 published: 8/21/2014
What The Duck? »
Thanksgiving with the Thorne brothers, Kenric and Dimitri. A short look at life before the events of Favorite Form. Rated M for some sexual content and swearing. Lots of swearing. We've still got some filthy mouths over here. *on hiatus*
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, follows: 1, updated: 11/22/2016 published: 3/20/2016
Expectations »
What would you do to gain the admiration of someone you love? How far would you be willing to go for the approval of others? A Halloween short story. Rated M for mild swearing and violence
Fiction: Horror, M, English, Horror & Family, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 11/10/2016 published: 10/16/2016
1The Servant of the Windows »
Holden is having a bad day, or life depending on how you look at it, and he's decided he's had enough.Fiction: Supernatural, M, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, updated: 10/29/2016 published: 9/28/2016
An Ugly Grey
After their parents deaths Kenric is left in the hospital recovering. A one-shot of the Thorne brothers from Favorite Form. COMPLETE.Fiction: General, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, 4/22/2016
Bedtime Stories
Be careful when you go out at night. You never know who you may meet. Rated M for mild swearing, violence, and sexual content. COMPLETEFiction: Horror, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 1k+, 3/15/2016
Mirror Images »
Generations ago thirteen families made a break for freedom. On an island off a foggy coastline near Maine the descendants of eight of those families live. What happened to the other five? Excellent question... ***on hiatus***
Fiction: Supernatural, M, English, Mystery & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, updated: 1/21/2016 published: 10/31/2015
2Do You Speak 1337? »
Sabrina is a gamer with one hell of a temper. Her gaming helps keep her cool, calm, and collected. So when a certain Mage's habit of falling asleep and faceplanting on his keyboard interrupts her game progression Sabrina is ready to bring a whole world of hurt to him. What is he ready to bring to her? Rated M for Swearing, Sexual Themes/Situations, and Gnome Punting *ON HIATUS*Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 13, updated: 1/19/2015 published: 9/9/2014
1 The Proposal
If you've ever been in a long term relationship and found yourself at a wedding you know how Lydia feels. Plastering a smile on your face while answering "When are you guys taking the plunge?" Here's a cute one-shot based on real events. Short but hopefully sweet enough for you. Rated T for some minor swearing. COMPLETEFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 8/21/2014